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Анжелика:
Может, сюда уж и не заходит никто. Но счастья попытать стоит.
Есть ли здесь знакомые с треккерскими песнями Вольтера?
Труляляна:
Анжелика, заходить то заходють, а вот с песнями не знакомы.
Анжелика:
--- Цитата: Труляляна от 02:19 – 09.02.15 ---Анжелика, заходить то заходють
--- Конец цитаты ---
Труляляна, это приятно. :)
--- Цитата: Труляляна от 02:19 – 09.02.15 --- а вот с песнями не знакомы.
--- Конец цитаты ---
А вот это можно исправить. :)
Я сама не трекки, а с Вольтером знакома хорошо, и вот он как раз рос на этом деле, так что песен написал порядочно. Я его переводить взялась потихоньку, и стало мне жутко интересно, а как наши любители Стар Трека его творчество воспринимают? А они и не знакомы, оказывается. :)
Одна заковыка - песни весёлые, но почти все с рейтингом, так скажем. :) Не знаю, ко двору ли придутся. Но вот из невинных относительно могу предложить кое-что, для знакомства, так скажем.
Это вот просто, насколько я поняла, вольная интерпретация сюжета.
The Uss Make Shit Up
I was stranded on a planet, Just me and Spock
Ee met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up
We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed
We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head
Bust a move, Tog
I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me
His eyes were full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see
the ship is gonna blow do something I beseech"
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach
And I say,
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit
Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit
He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space
Now if only he could beam those pimples off his face
And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise
And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies
Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee
And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place
He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space
The wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far
We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar
What is with the Klingons, remember in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame
Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead
With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads
And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door
When suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase
'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space"
We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar
So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg
Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit
But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits
And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind
We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just make some shit up
Клип от умельцев:
USS Make It Up
А это уже и о герое. :)
The Sexy Data Tango
If, while you're out in space, love
You're horny as a targ
Take a tip from a security chief, love
That phat slut Tasha Yar
She discovered the pleasures of Data
He became her sexual pet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct
His Defiant, with its thrusters, will explode in your wormhole
and he'll rub his trusty spangler wrench on your warpcore manifold
his multiphasic torpedo, will penetrate your rift
and cause a quantum singularity in your transwarp conduit
So if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct
He gently massages your gel packs
while he replicates some lube
Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jefferies tube
So lower your shields, spread your nacelles, to make room for his craft
as he thrusts his delta flyer into your big fat juicy aft
So if you're a filthy horta Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct
His pelvis: a tireless engine, he shakes it when he struts
He's full of dilithium crystals, in his bolts and in his nuts
He too likes to be pleasured
He will put you on your knees
And if you're into disgrace
He will cover your face with his android anti-freeze
so if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct
He's fully functional... and anatomically correct!
Умельцы клип сделали:
Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Труляляна:
Ну, я фанат TNG, но за незнанием английского мне его чудные песни ни о чем не говорят.
Вообще, за все это время меня больше всего впечатлила песня на музыку из "Энтерпрайза", которой начата эта тема. :)
Мы вот уже второй год пытаемся песни записать из "Светлячка", так что, куда нам до "Звездного пути".
Анжелика:
--- Цитата: Труляляна от 16:22 – 09.02.15 ---Ну, я фанат TNG, но за незнанием английского мне его чудные песни ни о чем не говорят.
Вообще, за все это время меня больше всего впечатлила песня на музыку из "Энтерпрайза", которой начата эта тема. :)
Мы вот уже второй год пытаемся песни записать из "Светлячка", так что, куда нам до "Звездного пути".
--- Конец цитаты ---
Ну, это не проблема - перевод найти, хотя тут будут свои трудности. А для знакомства пусть будет, может, понравится кому. :)
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